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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 01:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Then came..

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Antarctic detector picks up signals that defy all known laws of particle physics - Interesting Engineering

No, not a chance

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Who are the archers in Genesis 49:23?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

How do you say "I don't speak Italian yet, but I hope to speak it well one day. It would be a pleasure to learn Italian with you. Would you like to teach me Italian?" in Italian?

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Thumbs down again.

Everyone loved it.

Is GATE tougher than JEE?

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why do all the stupid people think Donald J. Trump is stupid?

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why do some people tell the girl I like that I don’t like her when I do like her?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why did McLaren hope that the Ferrari pair would pit twice during the Italian Grand Prix?

Just Forget it!

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Judge declares mistrial on rape count in Harvey Weinstein's sex crimes retrial after jury chaos - ABC News

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Still no good.

When do you start "growing old"?